Notes to Self

Note to Self: Use the word "Britches" as much as possible.

Note to Self: Communication is a good thing. Silence is not.

Note to Self: New favorite word: Snarky. Meaning; Smart Ass. Sarcastic. 

Note to Self: Having more time to think isn't always as wonderful as it sounds.


Note to Self: Wear reading glasses. It really does make reading easier.

Note to Self: It's not that my memory is bad, it's just that I am choosing to live in the present and make room only for the future.

Note to Self: 60 minutes of 90 degree Hot Yoga at noon? Amazing. 60 minutes of 90 degree Hot Yoga 5 hours later? Can't move.

Notes to Self: 24 hour self-vacay's are monthly requirement.

Note to Self: Do not flush toilet when someone is in the shower.

Note to Self: Ummmm....don't you have homework to do. Right now?!

Note to Self: Fold the laundry. The kids will put it away.

Note to Self: Leave a message because the phone might not be ringing.

Note to Self: Remember where you park.

Note to Self: Unsubscribe!

Note to Self: ALWAYS useful to have an adjustable throttle.


Note to Self:  Take pony tail off top of head after studying, otherwise keep in mind people smiling as they walk by may be doing so more out of humor, than kindness.


Note to Self:  When you hear the grumble of your belly over the hum of your iTune, it's a good sign that it's time to eat!


Note to Self: Get out of your head and remember HUMOR!

Note to Self: Have more UNbelievable MIND-bending TOTALLY fantastic days like you did today, 12/1/11.

Note to Self: Do not send emails at 4:30 AM. They rarely make sense.

Note to Self: Ignite your imagination....just don't do it at 3 AM.

Note to Self: If you plan on eating like a pig, then plan on working-out like a champion.

Note to Self: When going to the grocery store, bring wallet. And when it's close to Thanksgiving and a snow storm, channel your Shirley Mclaine.

Note to Self: When studying in the library, if you must fall asleep doing a face-plant in psych book, make sure ink is OFF forehead prior to attending class.

Note to Self: Focus forward.

Note to Self: Drink more water. Coffee, Green Tea and wine do not satisfy the daily requirement of water.

Note to Self: Next time, agree to 3 minutes of Tickle Torture, not 8.

Note to Self: If there is a need for a 3 AM alarm clock, there is a need to change whatever the fuck you are doing (unless it's vacation or a booty call).

Note to Self: Must. Have. More. Dance. Parties.

Note to Self: "Do not pound mixed drinks when going to reunite with an incredibly hot ex-boyfriend." (Sage advice from a dear friend.)