"Mom, the water is only cold until you are numb. Then it's fine!" (My son discussing swimming in the Atlantic.)
"Mom, I have one more thing to add to my New Year's Revolutions."
"You need to face your braveness!"
T: "Q, how much do you believe in Santa Claus?"
Q: "I believe in him as much as I believe in Mommy."
T: "Ya, me too."
Me to self: THANK GOD!
"This week I have to study for 4 tests, write a paper and make up a presentation."
"Mom, you lost me at 'this week'."
Q: "Snuggles with mommy, or chocolate cake?"
A: "CHOCOLATE CAKE!"
"Hey Mom! You're COOL! Constipated Overrated Old Lady."
"Hey Mom, so I had to fart, but it got stuck halfway, so I pulled my finger."
"MOM! Don't go all like PRO on me."
"This is fun! It smells just like winter outside. And by winter, I mean CHRISTMAS!"
"Mom, it's like I'm getting water from the ice! In a life threatening situation, that would be good to know."
