I was in your store the other day, and feeling a little glum, I must admit. Trying not to cry in front of the cash register lady (who is very nice, I think you might want to give her a raise) and I saw this incredibly nice note that you left. I can't tell you how happy that made me. See, I've been down on my luck a bit lately. A nasty divorce left me bankrupt, alone with 2 kiddos, forced to move due to foreclosure on my family home and now in an attempt to start anew, I am back in school, and therefore broke, living on borrowed money. So, I could really use the following:
A cabana boy who delivers coffee to me every morning. I think if just this could happen, then all would be right in my world.
Thank you again for your kind note.
Most Sincerely,
Struggling Student
p.s. Could you please make sure the cabana boy is comfortable not wearing clothes? We are nudists.
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